10 Weird Things About Juliette Terzieff – Founder of The Zombie Survival Crew
2012
Okay…where do I start with this one? *wipes sweat from brow* Whew! This 10 Weird Things segment makes me nervous and, quite honestly, makes me feel sooooooo small, LOL.
Juliette Terzieff is, like, SUPER WOMAN! Usually, it’s easy for me to sum up a person’s titles and professions in a small paragraph or two and you all can pretty much get the gist of what they do, but I can’t do that with Juliette (click here to see why, LOL). So, I’m just going to start out by saying that she’s incredibly sweet and talented, and is an awesome fellow fan of AMC’s record-breaking show, ‘The Walking Dead’. But you might know her mostly as being the founder and Commander-in-Chief of the Zombie Survival Crew.
Yes, that’s Juliette with Michael Rooker (Merle Dixon of The Walking Dead) in the photo above and, well looky at that, she’s so awesome Michael Meyers won’t even kill her (starting to feel like a Dos Equis commercial – move over ‘most interesting man in the world’!).
So anyway, here’s Juliette Terzieff listing 10 Weird Things about herself!
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1 – My life revolves around zombies, The Walking Dead and fighting off the shambling hordes. Really. As head of the Zombie Survival Crew, I am surrounded by walkers everywhere I turn.
2 – I am continuously haunted by the “typo demon.” His love for me is so profound I have been known to “run creaming through twitter” and remark that “I just don’t feel hyman today.”
3 – In the last year I have been attacked by Jedi knights, Jason Vorhees, a Left4Dead witch, Michael Myers, three aliens (with grabby hands) and a Rooker wielding duct tape (don’t ask).
4 – I survive on coffee and sheer force of will. Any time someone encounters me when I have not yet been able to procure some Joe, they invariably turn tail and sprint for the nearest Starbucks. Yes, I’ll take a grande iced soy latte with an extra shot please. Thanks.
5 – I run a sleep deficit so severe I have to have a wake-up assistant (a.k.a. a sympathetic friend who calls and makes sure I’m up for work every day).
6 – My driving skills are legendary…for all the wrong reasons. I can get lost on a one-way street that’s guarded by pigeons with a GPS.
7 – I sobbed, s.o.b.b.e.d, through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (the book, and both movies)…and while I have read the entire series at least 15 times, I will still cry myself into near hysterics every time I read the part where Dobby dies.
8 – I’ve been known to sniff my own crotch. Well my pants, that is. What?!? When you’re on the road as much as I am, and tend to toss clothing into every corner of a hotel room, you forget what’s clean. Guys do it. Why can’t I?
9 – I love the song, Safety Dance, and have been known to dance around the living room when it comes on. No, there will be no video of that. Thanks. And please don’t’ tell my roommate. He remains blissfully ignorant of my many insanities.
10 – I was once pulled over in Monroe, Louisiana traffic by a sheriff while I was on the phone…with him! He told me if a cop showed up and tried to give me a ticket I should hand the phone to him. Seriously.
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You can find Juliette Terzieff here:
Web Site | Twitter | Zombie Survival Crew
And yes, I scheduled Juliette’s segment on the day before the Season 3 Premiere of THE WALKING DEAD, on purpose because I don’t know who better to feature in anticipation of it, than her.
Check out THE WALKING DEAD tomorrow night on AMC at 9/8C!
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#7… I do the same thing!
LK knows what she says….she is The Oracle after all.
And probably the only person who can shame me into shape when my rambling shambling gets out of control…lol!
Really, once you understand all the ramifications of #1, the rest are to be expected… except for #2 which was around long before the zombies. But typo frequency and hilarity have definitely increased with the sleep-deprived, coffee-amped, whirling-dervish that is Juliette as she tries to stay one step ahead of the zombies in her life.
I could go on, but I have a healthy respect for the crossbow bolt that is continually pointed at my head.
Y’all can’t see it but I’m about 15 shades of purple right now from a debilitating combination of laughter and embarrassment….. Meep!!!
As a Sergeant at Arms with the Zombie Survival Crew I can personally attest that the above is as true as true can be!
*I am party to or witness to 1-4 on a DAILY basis
*I AM #5
*#6 was two separate incidents and I was there for both. I feared for my life on that one way street and I personally “dispatched” those pigeons. When the chief tells you to ride “shotgun” …you should bring one!
*I was witness to #8 once…PRE-COFFEE!
*I have seen #9 and it’s not pretty and not just for the living room. For the mental health of the entire planet I beg you all…NO VIDEO.
LOLOL! Another great list! These just keep getting better! I literally LOL’ed at #8. Hehehe
All weird and ALL TRUE! It’s also 10 weird reasons why we love her!
Thanks Jessica for having me on as a Ten Weird Things feature…as you can guess it was hard to narrow it down to just ten!
And thanks Jinxie and RC– for commenting, and for just plain putting up with me! I don’t know how you do it!
Thanks for stopping by to comment, Jinxie and R.C. :-) Too funny, LOL!
I’ve been witness to many of these oddities, or at the very least present for a graphic re-telling (complete with flailing hand gestures and photo evidence…which has since been incinerated.) Juliette’s life is just plain insane. It is impossible to keep up with her. Which is why I love her so much.
*falls over laughing* Unfortunately, or fortunately (depending on how you look at it), I have been witness to many of these things listed, and have played the part of wake-up assistant in the past. I also need twice the coffee Juliette does just to keep up with her. And I can attest to number 10 because I spoke with her directly after….and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Only Juliette could get pulled over by a cop ON THE PHONE!
Also? This is only the tip of the iceberg! LOL