Meet Larry….
Filed Under (Mood: Discouraged, Mood: Frustrated, Mood: Good, Mood: Lazy) by Jessica Redmerski on 20-09-2009Tagged Under : Hallowed, Larry, masturbating mannequins
Ummm, yeah. This is Larry. He’s a lonely mannequin I met in a flea market yesterday (if you’re wondering, yes it’s true, there is jack shit to do where I live, so flea markets seem to be the highlight of my weekends). I won’t tell you the things he said to me. How embarrassing!
I’m curious. Has anyone ever actually seen a mannequin with a facial expression like that? It’s a first for me. :-|
On a different note, I officially started submitting my first novel, Hallowed, to agents today. So, I now have two novels going through the hellish pre-agent process–double the stress, migraines and suicidal thoughts. It’s a bitch, but that’s OK. I truly expected it to be. The good news is that I have, in fact, sparked interest in my quest. Not getting any hopes up yet though. I’m the type of person that opens the champagne long after everyone else at the party is already drunk.
HI LARRY!!!!
Well, while I haven’t quite met a mannequin with that distinct facial expression, I have met some mannequins that have that “model-ish” expression. Maybe Larry is just sad that he’s at a flea market instead of a high fashion expensive department store?
I’ma start hunting down agents for you though, and hold them hostage if they, or someone else doesn’t publish your work. I got a dark, dank, dingy basement that would be perfect!!! Think I’ll go buy the shackles and stuff tomorrow! All while in my awesome black and red Jess cheerleader outfit!!!
o.o
Loves you!!!! ^_^
HAHA! I agree. But if you’ll notice, Larry looks more like a security guard at the expensive department stores, so I can understand his frustration. But umm…well, he doesn’t look too unhappy….
You’re crazy, LOL. But hey, I love having psycho cheerleaders on my side! :-P