Ok, the truth is (as disturbing as the truth might be) that I think a zombie invasion would be frickin’ awesome. Yes. I admit it. I am a nutcase.

Now, I’ve always been into zombies. I was a hardcore Resident Evil player when it first came out. Even today, it scares the crap out of me, and my kids laugh when I’m about to ‘die’ and I start shouting, “Oh shit! Oh shit! I’m out of ammo! Imma die!” But I love the games. They keep me on edge and when I hear that distinctive shuffling sound around the corner (yeah, you know that sound!) my body tenses up and the Playstation controller turns into a Wii wand. I’ve always loved zombie movies, and of course I have all of the Resident Evil movies, and I love the classic Night of the Living Dead. Who doesn’t?!

Anyway, I was going to make a point here somewhere.

A zombie invasion would be awesome. I guess I already made that point. Sure, I know I’d likely die and turn into one myself, but I can’t think of a cooler way to go other than by an asteroid impact, or being sucked into a black hole. I’ve had these discussions in length with my dear friend, who I mention a lot and will start calling ‘Boss with a Crowbar’, and because of Boss with a Crowbar, I’m more into zombies than I was before. That’s dangerous.

Ok, so I think I’m going to zombify myself in zombie movies tonight. Maybe I’ll even have zombie nightmares. Ooooh, I can’t wait to go to bed. :-D

…well, nothing beats my werewolf dreams though….